Domestic Engineer

heres a small insight into what its like to have an adventure as a domestic engineer (housewife). I think I have a bit more respect now.

"I didn't pay this on time because my husband chased me around the house with a meat cleaver and tried to cut off my head."
Before I could add, "No, really, I just didn't have the money," I heard the rattle of keys typing and then the bill collector said to himself, obviously bored,
"So, I'll just put that under....medical."