No really, don't try this

For those in WA, don't pretend your parents are rich . For those in NV, do not drive your camel on the highway. For those in ID, do not fish on your camel's back. And for those in OR, do not let your animals have sex in the city limits. And for any of us, head out looking for any foreign, uninhabited island with bird droppings - then take possession of it!

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